Crash
I found this and I agree

Crash
"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.
what’s your main expression of weariness? is it ai yai yai? tch? hmph? [deep sigh]? god…? aiyo? ough? haaaaaa? [eyeroll]?
petition to swap out the ‘my brother in christ’ meme for literally anything else
maybe something jovially old-fashioned! ‘my good sir’ or ‘my dear fellow’ or ‘old sport’ or like. ANYTHING that does not give me the Jewish heebie-jeebies every time I see it
Whoa, I figure that should end it!
As it turns out, our ability to “just tell when someone is looking at us” is actually a latent telepathic abillity that nearly all humans have. The fact that we unknowingly train it with our games as younglings and theres no known defense against it makes most aliens very cautious around us.
it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean